My Very First Blog Post!

Today, I was reminded about this place called Twitter. I've had an account for a couple years now, but I don't frequent is as much because I'm not a short worded person. So, I thought, "What the heck! I'll start a blog to bore everyone!" So bear with me on my new journey of bloggerism (Yes, I just pulled that one out of my...)

What am I going to blog about? Good question! My brain is full of farts about life. It does not work on the frequency of others. I'm a very sarcastic and realistic person. Things I read on a daily basis stick out to me, and I must share my thoughts before my brain pops. This comes from deciding to stay at home and take care of my herd of children. I have tortured many good coworkers with random brain farts and commentaries on life. Now it's your turn, my new victims. Basically, I will probably blog about life, hobbies, children, food, life, events, funny stories, pictures, business and life.

Outside of all this, I am a very nice person (You better freakin' believe me!). I do love people and love to laugh especially at myself. That is the only way I stay out of an insane asylum. I am also a natural pro at spoonerisms (I'll let you Google that one) and have past it on to my children. Our conversations with each other are scary, but we understand one another.

I cannot wait to start this new hobby on top of raising six children that include three teenagers, seven year old twins, and a ten month old! Please, don't look at me like that. I also love to do photography and art from sketching to painting, brushing my hair and teeth, clipping my toenails so that my feet fit in my shoes, losing my glasses that are on my face, drinking pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Random thought of the day: Did you know that you can avoid having muffin top by having camel toe? And you can avoid having camel toe by having muffin top?